Thursday, May 10, 2007

tree-huggers

i have a problem with environmentalists. while the majority of them lack any economic direction, they also seem to have been singled out from birth to not possess any form of intelligence. i totally believe in saving trees (although ive bent a few in my time) and saving this planet from total environmental destruction - economic concessions need to be made. but here is the problem:



"Free Enterprise really means rich people have the freedom to exploit and psychologically rape their fellow human beings . . . Capitalism is destroying the earth" ( Helen Caldicott )

great. let me remind you of something Helen. you can't change anything. capitalism has taken over. and what do environmentalists like you do. kick and scream, hoping that for some reason everyone will remarkably realise that they need to cease all activity that contributes to the slow decline of our earth. in doing this, you assume that everybody will be content when consumption and investment fizzles down to zero and we retrace our steps back into the stone age. throw away technology, leave our jobs to become farmers and plebs, resort to walking around. what is scary about this? her fellow greenies agree!

Pentti Linkola, an idiot, said.. Everything we have developed over the last 100 years should be destroyed.

you are just a genius arent you.

while some of these freaks believe that their theories will be easily achievable, some of the more conservative contingent suggest other alternatives than a mass worldwide bombing to slow down consumption. they would rather combat pollution and increasing population (leading to consumption over the environmentally sustainable level) in a far more practical way.

"cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation." ( Lyall Watson )


thanks Lyall, I always had a feeling Hannibal Lecter knew the solution to all our problems.

bunch of losers.

6 comments:

Lachlan Payne said...

Tell us what you really think, Youngos.

Youngos said...

doesn't fit on a comment.

doesn't fit on a post.

doesn't really fit anywhere.

Lachlan Payne said...

I have no problem with cannibalism to solve the world's overpopulation problem.

My mother always told me to eat greens.

timbo said...

I agree with everything there youngos!

But I suggest another option, all the environmentalists harp on about burning fossil fuels. If we burn the whiners, we would of solved 2 problems!

-There will still be plenty of Fossil fuels left in the world!
-There won't be any Mental's left to whine!

Two birds, One Stone

I also made this handy diagram.
[Environmentalist = Mentalist = Mental]

Youngos said...

next time you are collecting kindling for a bonfire, rather collect bob brown and use him to add to the night's festivities.

find me the environmentalist who doesn't drive a car. and if they don't drive a car, they are still mental.

timbo said...

Simple, If your going camping, take some of the greens with you!