1. you have to buy at least $15 worth of chocolate if you want to use eftpos. this is initially frustrating because most things in the menu are $7.40, which means you end up having to purchase 3 items, which generally decrease your life expectancy by 8 years per item. seeing as i have been there three times in the past month, there is a slim chance i will live past 30.
2. your selection of food and drink is severely hampered by the retard of a marketer they have employed. every item you can buy has a gay piece of alliteration for a name, which does not describe the product in the slightest. you usually end up getting a drink when you thought you were gettin a waffle with strawberries. sometimes you even get the chocolate frog.
3. people laugh loud. it makes it hard to concentrate on eating/creating comedy.
4. too many girls.
5. theres no tv with fox sports news on it, an essential in any social venue.
6. and the most annoying, you always bump into someone you havent seen in about 3 years and were hoping to avoid for the next 35.
i say next time we hit up oporto.
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Here are some of my thoughts, in order;
1) Aparrently, some places give you a discount of you pay cash.
2) At Maccas, if you order a Coke. There is a good chance you are going to get a Coke, not a Big Mac.
3) Comedy is best served on a bed of Silence, I have the same problem at most [noisy] social gatherings. Most of my best work is done during the quiet bits of church.
4) Don't know what to say about girls.
5) Fox Sports is always on at the Hubbards. Just so you know for next time!
6) I don't have the Brenner problem, I have the RSL problem. Same problem, but in different places.
Let me know when your going to Oporto!
Max Brenner bites.
Too many chicks that forgot to finish dressing before they left home.
There is absolutely no chance of there being girls at the Hubbard's.
i agree, the best time to joke is during hanging silences at church - there is something about surpressed laughter which just makes everyone lose it.
looks like ill be seeing ya'al at Hubbards.
Can we get Oporto first though?
well there is no way that i am eating at har-bards.
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