tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-261172792024-03-08T00:52:39.285+11:00forever youngYoungoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13100182455342640535noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26117279.post-49467788899069472532009-03-25T13:43:00.000+11:002009-03-25T13:45:52.864+11:00<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCiv8ca3vnzTpQ2jDNnXduGCQMbRd6q4NsiH1qOq7htMWCuXRLdbhqP0LTd3RRLdNNNjIc88I6IWQVJnxjguTOdGbtaEgZpKJY9AW5gwPwv3VrWnV2XBLXhCUafGHzJM9NroT1Vg/s1600-h/Logo.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 79px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCiv8ca3vnzTpQ2jDNnXduGCQMbRd6q4NsiH1qOq7htMWCuXRLdbhqP0LTd3RRLdNNNjIc88I6IWQVJnxjguTOdGbtaEgZpKJY9AW5gwPwv3VrWnV2XBLXhCUafGHzJM9NroT1Vg/s400/Logo.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5316950891924590226" /></a>Youngoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13100182455342640535noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26117279.post-43404987718539031632009-03-09T13:28:00.005+11:002009-03-09T13:51:07.548+11:00Sing, Dance and Laugh at Strange PeopleHittin up the <a href="http://www.coldplay.com">Coldplay</a> concert on Thursday night, and im pretty pumped for it.. there are heaps of things to look forward to at this concert, but my main point of enjoyment comes from a little left field. but my concert experience is only complete with one thing. <div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5311013085468984290" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 324px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHxUAvWt1bvgG2z3SYXYsqge_BlFa_56Plo4-4IBnCYxDnSB0MgR8fDS0eGe6XJEGw7Y7i5XEGKHAJklgw9jt0pkhUkjm48g39xwU7eaBJ48h4qlLCr2GGTSjQR0IMwmqc-Qu3nA/s400/coldplay.bmp" border="0" />Youngos' Only Requirement for a Good Concert: struggling to breathe while laughing at those strange strange people who somehow managed to con security into believing they were really humans and entered the dance floor to everyones despair. you all know the people. their eyes are permanently fixed in opposite directions, they clear a 12 metre radius around them and they start drooling all over everyone. so often i forget the band and just spend half the concert watching these great sources of entertainment.</div><br /><div></div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5311013940729686098" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 257px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 253px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhgdBqTB3FH2l_GrPlUOsjeynsjMmKfb2kihyphenhyphenRH9rvRCs8AeMcjR5gr2rtqBF6xhzQx6IJ9cDN3PdtNXyfg9Tc4sxI85L28fLGy4LxWYPS7lCX8hvLvKZpsP77uzDEizz3R7OVpsA/s400/crazy-hat-guy.jpg" border="0" /><br /><div>im banking on one for coldplay.</div>Youngoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13100182455342640535noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26117279.post-69671365020421936552007-05-17T17:45:00.000+10:002008-12-11T12:22:43.681+11:00get lost!this week, i was shocked by the comment of a previously close friend.<br /><div></div><div></div><div>i was once again ranting about the ridiculous obsessions of emo teenage children with myspace. this so-called friend then asked why I enjoyed the world of blogging and after giving them a variety of reasons, they proceeded to confront me with the most abusive statement i have ever heard.</div><br /><div></div><div>"but blogging is just the same as having a myspace."</div><br /><div></div><div>no, it is not.</div><br /><div></div><div></div><div>here are some reasons, it is a scientific fact:</div><br /><div></div><div>1) The average age and IQ of a myspacer are generally equal. a blogger's IQ usually goes by the formulae "IQ = 135 + Months on Blogger"</div><br /><div></div><div>2) A blogger does not write a list of, on average, 495 interests in the hope that their soulmate will track them down by incredibly matching up to 83% of them. some of the things people are "interested" in include: movies, music, talking with friends. really narrows it down.</div><br /><div></div><div>3) Bloggers do not have bands as friends.</div><br /><div></div><div></div><div>I then continued to surf the net, and came across some studies which in my mind, clarified the situation.<br /><br /></div><div></div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5069893950742825938" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifBgGnokS3SDBHvfln3uiJZOrQ51ciMpQNVoMgfmPOTciO5EJ2ZLl2RgOtS5uG81FAL71dUidB1ySbAUuWIzM6Bm8qIVX227WH_t1ks43YJTTbbSTqBk3rezMd1AdR1llTlR-LKA/s400/New+Picture+(1).png" border="0" /><br /><div></div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5069893955037793250" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi2yKu61Vs5CSdzyZ8-YBODjivoEaQPEiJ0GSyLcaT2ARt5H3Nax8zrhBHveyAxCUN6MSQpESEhLzcHNqYil-O_hLH7SZg0lezW_vAeu04c81AJn86oRy5yQcl4xbQmxoJ-3YAyVg/s400/New+Picture+(2).png" border="0" /><br /><div></div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5069893950742825922" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcEBnoDzJ6aDJ7T4Yfs54UdhIrVPNVd2OLXpEF9vvf3ONBo-ZfP9OhUoI5w2FU7kKBLGM03E5WwZR5kygzMjM7bnfkxdCte7jcm_6eLOiMUrt3d9CZB8OrmzTy3fk6fQR1ntB5jg/s400/New+Picture.png" border="0" /><br /><div></div>Youngoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13100182455342640535noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26117279.post-43133262332948027992007-05-10T10:06:00.000+10:002008-12-11T12:22:43.995+11:00tree-huggersi have a problem with environmentalists. while the majority of them lack any economic direction, they also seem to have been singled out from birth to <em>not</em> possess any form of intelligence. i totally believe in saving trees (although ive bent a few in my time) and saving this planet from total environmental destruction - economic concessions need to be made. but here is the problem:<br /><br /><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5063156878905921138" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBL-lgHxtCCHPAraHsRE7KWueU-ROtlVZzeIVMkhk73T9eCTgTCfDrCT1XpOFXM5npQLb2n3_hA1lFycGKxFj9iHOrLrMGCy3IO_IAYWFOiIkSnDb0ydsr-2WKck831r-EqlsEKg/s320/forest.jpg" border="0" /><br /><em>"Free Enterprise really means rich people have the freedom to exploit and psychologically rape their fellow human beings . . . Capitalism is destroying the earth"</em> ( <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helen_Caldicott">Helen Caldicott</a> )<br /><br />great. let me remind you of something Helen. you can't change anything. capitalism has taken over. and what do environmentalists like you do. kick and scream, hoping that for some reason everyone will remarkably realise that they need to cease all activity that contributes to the slow decline of our earth. in doing this, you assume that everybody will be content when consumption and investment fizzles down to zero and we retrace our steps back into the stone age. throw away technology, leave our jobs to become farmers and plebs, resort to walking around. what is scary about this? her fellow greenies <em>agree!</em><br /><br /><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pentti_Linkola">Pentti Linkola</a>, an idiot, said.. <em>Everything we have developed over the last 100 years should be destroyed. </em><br /><br />you are just a genius arent you.<br /><br />while some of these freaks believe that their theories will be easily achievable, some of the more conservative contingent suggest other alternatives than a mass worldwide bombing to slow down consumption. they would rather combat pollution and increasing population (leading to consumption over the environmentally sustainable level) in a far more practical way.<br /><br /><em>"cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation." ( <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lyall_watson"></em></a><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lyall_watson">Lyall Watson</a><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lyall_watson"><em></a></em> )<br /><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5063156883200888450" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgg8JOZo6J7LVzDmCvbIlv2t-fnw68xZnIir3LGLLPnzVao-3Rk3pZyF0-GEYKFQlXS-oMSzyAF3uQg17dPPjlkmZ9fRSg5g8QosotQ6iTuFffBDU9d6fXEOvQ7AyxHwk9214Vezw/s320/hannibal.jpg" border="0" /><br />thanks Lyall, I always had a feeling Hannibal Lecter knew the solution to all our problems.<br /><br />bunch of losers.Youngoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13100182455342640535noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26117279.post-74798873472477332172007-05-06T23:54:00.000+10:002008-12-11T12:22:44.272+11:00max brenner must dieits past midnight. im awake and pretty annoyed about it. the fact is that I just spent 2 hours at the "house of diabetes", also known as max brenner. i have a number of problems with this place where people go in the belief that chocolate will add something to your life other than weight: <div><br /><div>1. you have to buy at least $15 worth of chocolate if you want to use eftpos. this is initially frustrating because most things in the menu are $7.40, which means you end up having to purchase 3 items, which generally decrease your life expectancy by 8 years per item. seeing as i have been there three times in the past month, there is a slim chance i will live past 30.</div><br /><div>2. your selection of food and drink is severely hampered by the retard of a marketer they have employed. every item you can buy has a gay piece of alliteration for a name, which does not describe the product in the slightest. you usually end up getting a drink when you thought you were gettin a waffle with strawberries. sometimes you even get the chocolate frog.</div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5061450063197457826" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 160px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 187px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" height="187" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxshPrH6WwurffRYszF9_YffZVm6QdUY9JLaRgMY9kIsu2F5a5_aQyKifcyTJEZqCb-49fDPUdtcCmN0aAjt09YZBe9HNXc6iVMwUm3uPkq_u7BCZ1InKw4XeVye6koGZTr9ACiw/s320/chocolate.jpg" width="98" border="0" /><br /><div>3. people laugh loud. it makes it hard to concentrate on eating/creating comedy.</div><br /><div>4. too many girls.</div><br /><div>5. theres no tv with fox sports news on it, an essential in any social venue.</div><br /><div>6. and the most annoying, you always bump into someone you havent seen in about 3 years and were hoping to avoid for the next 35.</div><br /><div></div><div>i say next time we hit up oporto. </div></div>Youngoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13100182455342640535noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26117279.post-73543047729823067602007-04-28T08:43:00.000+10:002008-12-11T12:22:44.679+11:00scrunch or fold?<div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi67H3WL6PskGb89zhEZmuMtB5xFtsDjyGlnfCbHdElP2AqD19nLJoUhRk8iH_nVUMuYeSTTezW_SMAL1dZEUMB21e3wTb5OSIB3eN1h9Ql3OnBj5ayNlCRe0dLsh3hGqrJVHBGQw/s1600-h/grater.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5058242985347730706" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi67H3WL6PskGb89zhEZmuMtB5xFtsDjyGlnfCbHdElP2AqD19nLJoUhRk8iH_nVUMuYeSTTezW_SMAL1dZEUMB21e3wTb5OSIB3eN1h9Ql3OnBj5ayNlCRe0dLsh3hGqrJVHBGQw/s320/grater.jpg" border="0" /></a> Painful.<br /></div>Youngoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13100182455342640535noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26117279.post-14018156951670530202007-04-19T11:17:00.000+10:002008-12-11T12:22:44.813+11:00elegance<div>horses are incredibly intelligent creatures, but i think this one didn't quite make the cut. i struggle to comprehend what was going through its mind - what convinced the him that this was a good idea? i like the streamline effect achieved with the dive though..<br /><br />even more entertaining is thinking how frustrating this would be for the driver. he was probably in a bit of a rush to get somewhere, only to be stopped when <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1Uv5hSS0s6ia007GhtjutGOzddiXGk5GTyYpSX2vppPChvlgfXXPJCITOHZpKtKfMqYYFDg0nydJNy3VfBItMzBZDQJbTbvNxpJ1RNsno9T_qM1rteP8YZOjT_A0Nw0gCnOhMQw/s1600-h/horse_car.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5055076815196326402" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 276px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 174px" height="162" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1Uv5hSS0s6ia007GhtjutGOzddiXGk5GTyYpSX2vppPChvlgfXXPJCITOHZpKtKfMqYYFDg0nydJNy3VfBItMzBZDQJbTbvNxpJ1RNsno9T_qM1rteP8YZOjT_A0Nw0gCnOhMQw/s320/horse_car.jpg" width="253" border="0" /></a>a <em>horse jumped through his windscreen. </em>cmon, seriously. i know if this happened to me i would probably make the unlikely switch to cityrail, where hopefully mentally unstable horses have not yet begun to ambush the train tracks.<br /><br />i have heard many people trying to explain how they weren't at fault in the accidents they have had... well unless a horse jumped through your windscreen, i dont want to hear about it.</div>Youngoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13100182455342640535noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26117279.post-28976343221267946202007-04-18T12:47:00.000+10:002008-12-11T12:22:45.051+11:00an anticipated returna sudden burst of inspiration, mainly driven by the rising popularity of lachlan payne since his re-introduction to the blogging world, has forced me to get this blog on the go again. not that it was great in the first place. mainly me getting inspired about some fantasy team that was hardly interesting. i spent half the time posting anonymous comments on it myself.<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmC95l0sfaeSA88izUpg3kGDWuJOtmX2X7zFlkVjlP6j2GjKEYnH2HBEKYd_nQ7ZJHS-6EHFLEk0uPA9S1Zrqne5uZfG6-1vqqJKdrTZRq2uIHXg5ZK9R43woUSiPJqqU-uPEa4A/s1600-h/aragornMS.jpg"></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6l2LU_swhoYuVYGFJ11vERHR5mAf5Cl7V3nBcsPRhUq1hi48Bm4UpqSezqErIV9ikgAxdrqh3mMeenkIHM19PHuYX41eAVVoLNUk_e-iHJqrPB7fi6cCcfzJ8FzgfLR2SKMaNfQ/s1600-h/aragornMS.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5054594411141916482" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 150px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 153px" height="168" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6l2LU_swhoYuVYGFJ11vERHR5mAf5Cl7V3nBcsPRhUq1hi48Bm4UpqSezqErIV9ikgAxdrqh3mMeenkIHM19PHuYX41eAVVoLNUk_e-iHJqrPB7fi6cCcfzJ8FzgfLR2SKMaNfQ/s320/aragornMS.jpg" width="201" border="0" /></a>its been sweet to be back in aussie, lots on the go right now. i probably dont have enough time to get a blog goin, but what the heck. i liken my return to something as epic as the Lord of the Rings. maybe even the return of the king. most people will fail to share this emotion, but at least this picture will guarantee that a few girls will read my blog..<br /><br />congratulations to em cole - biggest awkward moment of the week. when asked about how we should approach non-christians about the gospel (in regards to sharing the news with radicals like Cho Seung Hui - the man behind the VT shootings), em replied that we should not be afraid to "bring out the big guns". great comment.Youngoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13100182455342640535noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26117279.post-1149929431697550072006-06-10T18:31:00.000+10:002006-06-10T18:51:51.053+10:00Fantasy Socceroos # 3<div align="center"><strong>The Socceroos:</strong></div><br /><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 152px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 203px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" height="265" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/400/TimParr.jpg" width="152" border="0" /><br /><p align="center">Tim Parr (GK)</p><p><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 393px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 143px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" height="143" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/400/Defenders.png" width="413" border="0" /></p><p align="center">D. Boon (RB) - B. Crocker (CB) - D. Kerrigan (CB) - D. Johns (LB) </p><p align="center"><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/1600/Middies.png"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 388px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 117px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" height="117" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/400/Middies.png" width="456" border="0" /></a> Dizzy (RM) - Humphrey B. Bear (CM) - Joey (CM) - Eric Bana (LM)</p><p><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" height="114" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/400/Strikers.png" width="215" border="0" /></p><p align="center">Skippy (CF) - Sir Richie (CF)</p><p align="center"><strong><u>BENCH:</u></strong></p><p align="center"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 366px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 106px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" height="106" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/400/Subs.png" width="476" border="0" />S. Bradbury - J. Moffatt - K. Packer - R. Thistlewayte - M. Gibson<br /></p>Youngoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13100182455342640535noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26117279.post-1147691153873787152006-05-15T20:48:00.000+10:002006-06-10T18:53:42.810+10:00Fantasy Socceroos #2<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/1600/socceroos_schwarzer.jpg"></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/1600/socceroos_schwarzer.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/320/socceroos_schwarzer.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><strong>It's time to decide on the team that is going to win us the World Cup. All of the preliminary squad have been nominated by elite members of the Australian Football Movement.</strong><br /><strong><u></u></strong><br /><strong><u>GK:</u></strong><br /><br /><em>Justin Moffat</em> -<br />We need a cool head at the back, one who can command the troops with wisdom, knowledge and occasional wisecracks. Definitely the delegated inspirational team talker before kick off, although there is the risk of player fatalities with the occasional outburst of passion from this inspired speaker, resulting in wildly swinging arms which are lethal at close quarters.<br /><br /><em>Tim Parr</em> -<br />Undoubtedly the greatest goalkeeper to ever have an Australian sounding name.<br />Rumour has it that tim parr has been approached by the Australian Football Federation and has been offered a contract to become the first ever national flying goalie.<br /><br /><em>'Plugger' Lockett</em> -<br />Large leaper. Expert catcher. Top bloke. Fast movement may be an issue.<a title="Delete Comment" style="BORDER-TOP-STYLE: none; BORDER-RIGHT-STYLE: none; BORDER-LEFT-STYLE: none; BORDER-BOTTOM-STYLE: none" href="http://www.blogger.com/delete-comment.g?blogID=26117279&postID=114588440026431538"> </a><br /><br /><em>The Holy Spirit</em> -<br />There is no way anyone could score cause the Holy Spirit would just enter numerous bodies that would cover the entire goal.<br /><form action="http://poll.pollhost.com/vote.cgi" method="post"><table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="150" border="0" style="color:#000000;"><tbody><tr><td colspan="2"><span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#33ccff;"><b>Goalkeeper:</b></span></td></tr><tr><td width="5"><span style="color:#33ccff;"><input type="radio" value="1" name="answer"></span></td><td><span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#33ccff;">Justin Moffatt</span></td></tr><tr><td width="5"><span style="color:#33ccff;"><input type="radio" value="2" name="answer"></span></td><td><span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#33ccff;">Tim Parr</span></td></tr><tr><td width="5"><span style="color:#33ccff;"><input type="radio" value="3" name="answer"></span></td><td><span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#33ccff;">'Plugger' Lockett</span></td></tr><tr><td width="5"><span style="color:#33ccff;"><input type="radio" value="4" name="answer"></span></td><td><span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#33ccff;">The Holy Spirit</span></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><input type="hidden" value="bWF0dG95b3VuZwkxMTQ3OTQ4MDgxCTAwMDAwMAlGRkZGRkYJVmVyZGFuYQlBc3NvcnRlZA" name="config"> <center><input type="submit" value="Vote"> <input type="submit" value="View" name="view"></center></td></tr><tr><td align="right" colspan="2" style="color:#ffffff;"><span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#000000;"><a href="http://www.pollhost.com/"><span style="color:#000099;">Free polls from Pollhost.com</span></a></span></td></tr></tbody></table><br /><!-- // End Pollhost.com Poll Code // --><u><strong>Defenders:</strong></u></form><br /><em>Kerry Packer - </em><br />He's a bit stiff these days. .but he could buy us a win if need be, especially from a game against some Koreans or Iraqis..<br /><em></em><br /><em>David Boon - </em><br />Rough as guts with the dinky-die attitude, who could go past this moustache. Imagine the likes of ronaldinho and henry trying to outfox the agility of this man who's hobbies include tai-chi and the dance machine game at time zone.<br /><em></em><br /><em>Kim 'Fat' Beazley -</em><br />Can't beat the Fat.<br /><br /><em>Barry Crocker - </em><br />For being in the dictionary. He has also won 4 'mo' awards. In my world thats some well maintained facial hair.<br /><em></em><br /><em>John Howard - </em><br />Would be good for all the on camera stuff, hes very verbose and confident in front of an audience also a great lier which is a pre-requisite for any soccer player in the world cup as they try to convince the fans that the other team was playing dirty.<br /><br /><em>Daniel Johns - </em><br />Once wrote a song about himself, titled 'freak'. this pretty much describes his potential as wingback. freak.<br /><br /><em>Dale Kerrigan -<br /></em>Could provide on-field commentary to keep the team's morale high. Extreme good looks improve overall ability.<br /><form action="http://poll.pollhost.com/vote.cgi" method="post"><table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="150" border="0" style="color:#000000;"><tbody><tr><td colspan="2"><span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#33ccff;"><b>Defenders: (Pick 4)</b></span></td></tr><tr><td width="5"><span style="color:#33ccff;"><input type="checkbox" value="1" name="answer"></span></td><td><span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#33ccff;">Kerry Packer</span></td></tr><tr><td width="5"><span style="color:#33ccff;"><input type="checkbox" value="2" name="answer"></span></td><td><span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#33ccff;">David Boon</span></td></tr><tr><td width="5"><span style="color:#33ccff;"><input type="checkbox" value="3" name="answer"></span></td><td><span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#33ccff;">Kim 'Fat' Beazley</span></td></tr><tr><td width="5"><span style="color:#33ccff;"><input type="checkbox" value="4" name="answer"></span></td><td><span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#33ccff;">Barry Crocker</span></td></tr><tr><td width="5"><span style="color:#33ccff;"><input type="checkbox" value="5" name="answer"></span></td><td><span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#33ccff;">John Howard</span></td></tr><tr><td width="5"><span style="color:#33ccff;"><input type="checkbox" value="6" name="answer"></span></td><td><span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#33ccff;">Daniel Johns</span></td></tr><tr><td width="5"><span style="color:#33ccff;"><input type="checkbox" value="7" name="answer"></span></td><td><span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#33ccff;">Dale Kerrigan</span></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><input type="hidden" value="bWF0dG95b3VuZwkxMTQ3OTQ5ODE2CTAwMDAwMAlGRkZGRkYJVmVyZGFuYQlBc3NvcnRlZA" name="config"> <center><input type="submit" value="Vote"> <input type="submit" value="View" name="view"></center></td></tr><tr><td align="right" colspan="2" style="color:#ffffff;"><span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#000000;"><a href="http://www.pollhost.com/"><span style="color:#000099;">Free polls from Pollhost.com</span></a></span></td></tr></tbody></table></form><br /><strong><u>Midfielders:</u></strong><br /><strong><u></u></strong><br /><em>Robbie Slater -</em><br />Always a winner with the crowds. Be it his military issued haircut or his habit of being present with his family at Forestville RSL, the mans a winner. Germany here comes Slater.<br /><br /><em>Eric Bana - </em><br />Eric Bana could be the superstar of the team. If we triple split his personality between the Troy 'Robert Pires' look, the Mark Brandon 'Chopper' Reid and the master of kickboxing, Con Petropoulous, we would have a secret weapon to unleash...<br /><br /><em>Ray Thistlewayte - </em><br />Would slot in nicely at Centre Mid, has the desired vocal and rythmic guitar abilities to command the troops from the middle. He also has a stylish mullet with comes with some ingeniously styled facial hair - sure to attract supporters.<a title="Delete Comment" style="BORDER-TOP-STYLE: none; BORDER-RIGHT-STYLE: none; BORDER-LEFT-STYLE: none; BORDER-BOTTOM-STYLE: none" href="http://www.blogger.com/delete-comment.g?blogID=26117279&postID=114554595183303566"> </a><br /><br /><em>Jason Gillespie - </em><br />Higher top score that David Boon. Can learn any skill in just a few days. Definite possibility for any position he desires.<br /><br /><em>Russ Crowe - </em><br />Big Russell is stronger than tony carroll. And smarter than him too. Maybe.<a title="Delete Comment" style="BORDER-TOP-STYLE: none; BORDER-RIGHT-STYLE: none; BORDER-LEFT-STYLE: none; BORDER-BOTTOM-STYLE: none" href="http://www.blogger.com/delete-comment.g?blogID=26117279&postID=114666776591562936"> </a><br /><br /><em>Joey Johns - </em><br />Pure magic. whether u love the knights or only like them alot, you have to admit that his skills are probably superior to that of the best sportsman ever - david batty.<br /><br /><em>Darryl Kerrigan - </em><br />Hero.<br /><br /><em>Humprhey Bear -</em><br />Tantalizing performances on live broadcasts have proven that he does not succumb to pressure and is sure to dazzle the crowds with his quick footwork.<br /><form action="http://poll.pollhost.com/vote.cgi" method="post"><table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="150" border="0" style="color:#000000;"><tbody><tr><td colspan="2"><span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#33ccff;"><b>Midfield: (Pick 4)</b></span></td></tr><tr><td width="5"><span style="color:#33ccff;"><input type="checkbox" value="1" name="answer"></span></td><td><span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#33ccff;">Robbie Slater</span></td></tr><tr><td width="5"><span style="color:#33ccff;"><input type="checkbox" value="2" name="answer"></span></td><td><span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#33ccff;">Eric Bana</span></td></tr><tr><td width="5"><span style="color:#33ccff;"><input type="checkbox" value="3" name="answer"></span></td><td><span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#33ccff;">Ray Thistlewayte</span></td></tr><tr><td width="5"><span style="color:#33ccff;"><input type="checkbox" value="4" name="answer"></span></td><td><span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#33ccff;">Jason Gillespie</span></td></tr><tr><td width="5"><span style="color:#33ccff;"><input type="checkbox" value="5" name="answer"></span></td><td><span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#33ccff;">Russ Crowe</span></td></tr><tr><td width="5"><span style="color:#33ccff;"><input type="checkbox" value="6" name="answer"></span></td><td><span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#33ccff;">Joey Johns</span></td></tr><tr><td width="5"><span style="color:#33ccff;"><input type="checkbox" value="7" name="answer"></span></td><td><span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#33ccff;">Darryl Kerrigan</span></td></tr><tr><td width="5"><span style="color:#33ccff;"><input type="checkbox" value="8" name="answer"></span></td><td><span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#33ccff;">Humphrey Bear</span></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><input type="hidden" value="bWF0dG95b3VuZwkxMTQ3OTUwMjk1CTAwMDAwMAlGRkZGRkYJVmVyZGFuYQlBc3NvcnRlZA" name="config"> <center><input type="submit" value="Vote"> <input type="submit" value="View" name="view"></center></td></tr><tr><td align="right" colspan="2" style="color:#ffffff;"><span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#000000;"><a href="http://www.pollhost.com/"><span style="color:#000099;">Free polls from Pollhost.com</span></a></span></td></tr></tbody></table></form><br /><strong><u>Strikers:</u></strong><br /><strong><u></u></strong><br /><em>Sir Richie Benaud -</em><br />This man has called 500+ cricket games in his life passing the milestone in the 5th test at the Oval, Eng v Aus.<br /><br /><em>Paul Hogan -</em><br />Tbe 'real' croc hunter, all others (ie steve irwin) should be exiled. And he was a painter on the Harbour Bridge before he became an actor.<br /><em><br />Mel Gibson - </em><br />Pretty much guaranteed to win about 5 penalties a game, based on his convincing performances in 'what women want' and 'signs'.<br /><br /><em>Skippy the Bush Kangaroo - </em><br />Set piece specialist. Has scored 100% of goals off the head.<br /><br /><em>Farouk -<br /></em>The most 'explosive' goalscorer.<br /><form action="http://poll.pollhost.com/vote.cgi" method="post"><table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="150" border="0" style="color:#000000;"><tbody><tr><td colspan="2"><span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#33ccff;"><b>Strikers: (Pick 2)</b></span></td></tr><tr><td width="5"><span style="color:#33ccff;"><input type="checkbox" value="1" name="answer"></span></td><td><span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#33ccff;">Sir Richie Benaud</span></td></tr><tr><td width="5"><span style="color:#33ccff;"><input type="checkbox" value="2" name="answer"></span></td><td><span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#33ccff;">Paul Hogan</span></td></tr><tr><td width="5"><span style="color:#33ccff;"><input type="checkbox" value="3" name="answer"></span></td><td><span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#33ccff;">Mel Gibson</span></td></tr><tr><td width="5"><span style="color:#33ccff;"><input type="checkbox" value="4" name="answer"></span></td><td><span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#33ccff;">Skippy the Bush Kangaroo</span></td></tr><tr><td width="5"><span style="color:#33ccff;"><input type="checkbox" value="5" name="answer"></span></td><td><span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#33ccff;">Farouk</span></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><input type="hidden" value="bWF0dG95b3VuZwkxMTQ3OTUwNDcwCTAwMDAwMAlGRkZGRkYJVmVyZGFuYQlBc3NvcnRlZA" name="config"> <center><input type="submit" value="Vote"> <input type="submit" value="View" name="view"></center></td></tr><tr><td align="right" colspan="2" style="color:#ffffff;"><span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#000000;"><a href="http://www.pollhost.com/"><span style="color:#000099;">Free polls from Pollhost.com</span></a></span></td></tr></tbody></table></form><br /><strong><u>Super Sub:</u></strong><br /><br /><em>Steven Bradbury - </em><br />While being the top Australian Olympian in the history of the Games, he has also perfected the technique of snatching a win out of the grasp of the competition. Opposition will often end up on the ground.<br /><em></em><br /><em>Harry Potter from channel 10 news - </em><br />No reason.<br /><em></em><br /><em>Harry Potter - </em><br />Absolutely no reason.<br /><em></em><br /><em>Michael Slater -</em><br />Dazzling performances behind the mike (da-daaa...MAX) have revealed the genius that is Michael '219' Slater.<a title="Delete Comment" style="BORDER-TOP-STYLE: none; BORDER-RIGHT-STYLE: none; BORDER-LEFT-STYLE: none; BORDER-BOTTOM-STYLE: none" href="http://www.blogger.com/delete-comment.g?blogID=26117279&postID=114666839529323507"> </a><br /><br /><form action="http://poll.pollhost.com/vote.cgi" method="post"><table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="150" border="0" style="color:#000000;"><tbody><tr><td colspan="2"><span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#33ccff;"><b>Super Sub: (Pick 1)</b></span></td></tr><tr><td width="5"><span style="color:#33ccff;"><input type="radio" value="1" name="answer"></span></td><td><span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#33ccff;">Steven Bradbury</span></td></tr><tr><td width="5"><span style="color:#33ccff;"><input type="radio" value="2" name="answer"></span></td><td><span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#33ccff;">Harry Potter from Channel 10 News</span></td></tr><tr><td width="5"><span style="color:#33ccff;"><input type="radio" value="3" name="answer"></span></td><td><span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#33ccff;">Harry Potter</span></td></tr><tr><td width="5"><span style="color:#33ccff;"><input type="radio" value="4" name="answer"></span></td><td><span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#33ccff;">Michael Slater</span></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><input type="hidden" value="bWF0dG95b3VuZwkxMTQ3OTUwODE3CTAwMDAwMAlGRkZGRkYJVmVyZGFuYQlBc3NvcnRlZA" name="config"> <center><input type="submit" value="Vote"> <input type="submit" value="View" name="view"></center></td></tr><tr><td align="right" colspan="2" style="color:#ffffff;"><span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#000000;"><a href="http://www.pollhost.com/"><span style="color:#000099;">Free polls from Pollhost.com</span></a></span></td></tr></tbody></table></form>Youngoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13100182455342640535noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26117279.post-1147687067279556182006-05-15T19:27:00.000+10:002006-05-15T20:03:55.716+10:00Duke of Norfolk's XII was lucky enough to be selected in the Duke of Norfolk's XI to play a<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/1600/51058843.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 173px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 286px" height="306" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/320/51058843.jpg" width="188" border="0" /></a>gainst the MCC unsigned county players team at Arundel Castle Ground. Our team was comprised of the Sussex Development Squad and...me. The Head of Sport at Brighton College is also a Head Coach at Sussex Cricket Club and the Duke of Norfolk has appointed him to select the team each year. The team we were playing against were the highest quality players from county sides all over England who had come through their development systems, but had not <em>yet</em> been signed by their respective teams. Im pretty sure that some of them will be soon though...absolute freaks.<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/1600/2179106.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 182px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 242px" height="294" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/320/2179106.jpg" width="233" border="0" /></a>Arundel Castle Ground is wicked...while the ground itself is enough to make it so sweet to play on, the surroundings make it spectacular. One side of the ground just falls away after the boundary and overlooks the town of Arundel. The cathedral sits just out of eyesight and rings its bells frequently, while the Arundel Castle sits adjacent to the ground and makes a good target for sixes... during my bowling. And if all this isnt enough, this ground has been rated by many international players as their favourite, an<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/1600/53042555.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 222px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 188px" height="227" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/320/53042555.jpg" width="284" border="0" /></a>d all sorts of sporting heroes have played on the Arundel Strip. I have added some photos of people playing at Arundel...<br /><br />The game ended up being pretty close. They batted first and got 4/255 off 55 overs, with the last two batsmen on 51* and 102*. In reply we managed to make 7/240 off 51 overs, before the match was declared a draw. I was stoked when i got asked to open the bowling, and after <strong>b<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/1600/1116028.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 223px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 204px" height="231" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/320/1116028.jpg" width="274" border="0" /></a>eing punished</strong> off my first over, hit for 12...i ended up with figures of 0/20 off 8 overs. I was scheduled to bat next at the end of the game, and was rather relieved when our no.9 managed to hang in there until the end - the fastest bowler id ever seen was on and i wasnt too keen on losing the function of any body parts.<br /><br />Overall, a ripper of a day. Will never forget it.<br /><br /><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/320/53042260.jpg" border="0" />Youngoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13100182455342640535noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26117279.post-1146494957087276422006-05-01T23:23:00.000+10:002006-05-25T03:46:09.293+10:00Great Britian and Two Chavs<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/1600/cid_1761546.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 219px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 119px" height="186" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/320/cid_1761546.jpg" width="292" border="0" /></a>Gonna backtrack a bit for this one...<br /><br />Went around England and Wales with Poggy 'The Phat' Boyatzis for 10 days in feb. Had a sweet as time, fairly cruisy. It ended up being 10 cities in 10 days. skills. some 'moments' included...<br /><br /><strong><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/1600/River%20at%20Cambridge.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 197px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 146px" height="185" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/320/River%20at%20Cambridge.jpg" width="240" border="0" /></a>Cambridge- </strong>Wicked buildings, rad scenery. Besides the two students dressed in Medieval Armour fighting to the death with swords in the park, everyone was pretty normal. King's College Chapel was incredible, we stayed to hear the evensong which was pretty breathtaking.<br /><br />Our first night in the hostel proved quite challenging, with showers designed by engineers who must hav<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/1600/Pete%20and%20Matt%20at%20Trentbridge.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 221px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 155px" height="179" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/320/Pete%20and%20Matt%20at%20Trentbridge.jpg" width="220" border="0" /></a>e dropped out of primary school. It resulted in the worst shower ever, where if u stepped into the flow of the water, u turned the tap off.<br /><br /><strong>Nottingham-</strong> Robin hood can die. But Trentbridge was kick ass.<br /><br /><strong><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/1600/York%20Minster%202.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 218px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 175px" height="154" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/320/York%20Minster%202.jpg" width="256" border="0" /></a>York- </strong>Met up with one of my other Gappie's, Kate, who's family has just moved from South Africa to York. We went to 'Betty's', this cafe which was meant to be worth it. Mate, there is no chance it was even nearly worth it. I could have bought a car instead. It cost me about $13 for a sandwich.<br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/1600/York%20Castle.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 198px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 152px" height="159" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/320/York%20Castle.jpg" width="208" border="0" /></a><br />Pete and I then strolled around York for the day. While our primary ambition was to find band badges for our hats, we also managed to see and climb york minster. It's big. Oh yeah. And then we trekked round the York Wall before going out for dinner with Katie and her younger brother. The waiters were bonafide retards and decided to read us the Specials of the Day three times.<br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/1600/Newtrafford.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 187px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 140px" height="172" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/320/Newtrafford.jpg" width="187" border="0" /></a><br /><strong>Manchester-</strong> Saw Old Trafford Cricket Ground. Saw Old Trafford. Was happy.<br /><br /><strong>Liverpool/Chester-</strong> Saw the KOP. Home of 'the Gerrard'. What a hero. Liverpool is the mo<br /><p>st cultural city in Europe, but i failed to be that impressed, with a predomina<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/1600/Man%20U%20Nike.jpg"></a>nt number of the buildings being art museums. not really my style, if u dig my vibe.<br /></p><strong></strong><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/200/Man%20U.jpg" border="0" /><br /><strong>North <a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/1600/Man%20U%20Vodafone.jpg"></a>Wales-</strong> Stayed with Nain + Taid, the Grandparents of my sister's friend Lowri. We got to visit Caernaforn, Conwy and Beaumaris Castles, the actual structures were incredible, and once you were inside, the views from the towers was astounding...we even found some time to pop into the town 'Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch'. <img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/320/lanty.jpg" border="0" /> <a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/1600/caernarfon%20castle.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 214px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 155px" height="179" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/320/caernarfon%20castle.jpg" width="214" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><strong>Cardiff-</strong> Saw the Millenium Stadium. The day before th<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/1600/bathbridge.jpg"></a>e Carling Cup Final. What was the score? Oh thats right, Man U won! congratulations wigan you hacks.<br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>Bath-</strong> My favourite place by a long shot, as cool as Peter Griffin and Kim Jong Il combined. Pretty much everything was ma<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/1600/bathbridge.0.jpg"></a>de of sandstone and pretty much everything used to be a chapel. The stores, the hotels, the toilet block...all chapels in a previous life. The Roman Baths cost about $25 to get into, but it was well <a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/1600/bath-roman-baths.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 116px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 181px" height="198" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/320/bath-roman-baths.jpg" width="116" border="0" /></a>worth it, unfortunately we werent able to 'cannonball' .<br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>Bristol-</strong> What a hole.<br /><br /><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/320/Kim%20Jong%20Il.0.jpg" border="0" /><br /><p></p><p align="center">"Hans Brix? Oh no! Oh, herro. Gweat to see you again, Hans!" </p><p align="center"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/320/Peter%20Farts.png" border="0" /> 'The King is Dead.'</p>Youngoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13100182455342640535noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26117279.post-1145900213860449692006-04-25T03:29:00.001+10:002006-04-25T04:11:26.906+10:00IQ..Was having a chat the other night with the crew from the house, and we stumbled upon the conversation of 'natural intelligence' vs 'manufactured IQ'.<br /><br /><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/320/napoleon.2.jpg" border="0" /><br />In what turned into a full-scale argument involving the throwing of homous, we finally called the matter a stalemate.My conclusion was that it is to hard to determine whether the someone's academic ability is more influenced by their natural capability at birth or the skills the develop throughout their education etc. The following points came up:<br /><br />Natural Intelligence: <a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/1600/brain-intro.2.gif"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" height="109" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/320/brain-intro.2.gif" width="125" border="0" /></a><br /><ol><li>The basic fact that some people just understand things better and are quicker to <a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/1600/brain-intro.gif"></a>comprehend and process information. Is it genetic?</li><li>Apparently intelligence is correlated with head size - big heads are a thing of beauty. </li><li>MP is walking testament to the fact that the concept of 'i do no work and beat people' works.</li></ol><p>Manufactured IQ:<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/1600/bush.2.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/320/bush.2.jpg" border="0" /></a></p><ol><li>Academic success relies heavily upon confidence. Someone who is on top of their work will obviously be able to progress and focus their attention on understanding new work, while a struggler will be more overwhelmed by new information. </li><li>Studies show that IQ is affected by school attendance - adds weight to the claims that education is the primary foundation for a human's level of intelligence.</li><li>The fact that George Bush is president leads me to believe that natural intelligence does not exist, at least not in America.</li></ol><p>Keep nominations rolling in for the Fantasy Socceroos...</p><p><a href="http://mattyoungos.blogspot.com/2006/04/fantasy-socceroos.html">http://mattyoungos.blogspot.com/2006/04/fantasy-socceroos.html</a></p><p>46 days till we get to see the Aussies flatten Brazil. And Japan. And Croatia.</p>Youngoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13100182455342640535noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26117279.post-1145471146837433312006-04-20T03:57:00.000+10:002006-04-20T09:55:35.913+10:00Fantasy Socceroos<img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/320/socceroos-726673.1.jpg" border="0" />After watching in frustration for years as Frank Farina employed similar team sheets and ineffective formations, the time has come for us to create a team of all-rounders who will best represent our country.<br /><br />I suggest that we compile a list of the best possible 11 Australians + subs that will win us the world cup. After my recent consultations with Guus, he has decided this is a great idea. He wants to employ a 4-4-2 system and has given us the whole Australian population to choose our squad from. The time has come to put forward ur suggestions, with sound reasoning, and create the greatest team in the history of mankind (in a close 2nd is the lithuanian pole-vaulti<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/1600/moffatt_web.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 89px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 102px" height="213" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/320/moffatt_web.jpg" width="158" border="0" /></a>ng team).<br /><br />I will begin by nominating:<br /><br />GK - Justin Moffatt. We need a cool head at the back, one who can command the troops with wisdom, knowledge and occasional wisecracks. Definitely the delegated inspirational team talker before kick off, although there is the risk of player fatalities with the occasional outburst of passion from this inspired speaker, <a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/1600/29boon.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 90px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 96px" height="107" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/320/29boon.jpg" width="98" border="0" /></a>resulting in wildly swinging arms which are lethal at close quarters.<br /><br />RB - David Boon. Rough as guts with the dinky-die attitude, who could go past this moustache. Imagine the likes of ronaldinho and henry trying to outfox the agility of this man who's hobbies include tai-chi and the dance machine game at time zone. attackers practically give the ball to him after one look at those flaming red cheeks and harsh stubble. <a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/1600/steven_bradbury_004.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" height="198" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/320/steven_bradbury_004.jpg" width="163" border="0" /></a><br /><br />SUB - Steven Bradbury. This nomination is almost unneccesary. While being the top Australian Olympian in the history of the Games, he has also perfected the technique of snatching a win out of the grasp of the competition. Opposition will often end up on the ground.<br /><br />Post your suggestions here.Youngoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13100182455342640535noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26117279.post-1145457734361746352006-04-19T23:25:00.000+10:002006-05-25T03:16:32.696+10:00Madrid. Golden.<img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/320/P4111314.0.jpg" border="0" />I have just returned from an awesome week in Madrid...total bliss. You don't appreciate the sun unt<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/1600/P4051036.0.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 302px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 238px" height="233" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/320/P4051036.0.jpg" width="302" border="0" /></a>il you live in england - and being able to kit up in some shorts and thongs was heaven. I travelled with 4 of the gappies im living with...from left to right its Zoe (aus), Kate (s.a.), Tom (zim) and Thabo(s.a.)...and me on the end.<br />we spent most of the week just checkin out the city, its an amazing place. Highlights were definitely the royal palace - totally swell - and the gardens surrounging it are just way too big, the centere of town, 'puerta de sol', also tended to get quite lively at night as well.. unfortunately i spent the week living below the poverty line, trying to survive on the equivalent of $A200... sounds like heaps, but trust me, it aint.<br />it is so much better to be female when ur travelling! i spent all my money trying to ke<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/1600/P4051031.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" height="164" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/320/P4051031.jpg" width="222" border="0" /></a>ep my stomach content, while the ladies just got to... 'galavant'. It was also a fairly challenging week in terms of the lack of english spoken. Being an ignorant tourist, i assumed that they would at least all be able to communicate in my language. wrong. people look at you strange when u speak english. so i resorted to trying to learn spanish phrases like 'i dont understand you' <a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/1600/P4040941.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" height="221" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/320/P4040941.jpg" width="297" border="0" /></a>and 'a big mac meal with a sprite'. it tended to work, except when once i was telling a guy that 'i dont speak spanish' and i failed to add the word spanish on the end of the sentence. he was understandably confused when i told him that 'i dont speak.'<br /><br />Although hostel was quite cramped, it was tops. The rooms with 14 beds, the oblivious Costa Rican who snored in her sleep and the people that turned up at 3am in the morning, grabbing ur leg in the dark as they search for their beds....all reminded me of good old camp. out of the 9 other people in our ro<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/1600/P4071159.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/320/P4071159.jpg" border="0" /></a>om, i ended up having mutual friends with 3 of them, way too small a world. crazy stuff! even better was the morning half way through our week when i was leaving the hostel and walked straight into Jules Naylor, chick from my school. she was stayin at my hostel! we had an awesome chat and she had been to the bull-fighting..i never knew they kill the bulls! its absolute carnage, they spear them about 6 times and then the gay dude with the red sheet pulls out a sword and stabs it! pretty graphic stuff (surely there are some animal brigades unhappy about this?!)<br /><br />While the rest of my trip didnt exactly involve watching animal slaughter, i did go to the zoo. now dont underestima<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/1600/P4091278.0.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/200/P4091278.0.jpg" border="0" /></a>te the 'x-factor' and sheer class of the zoo, it dominates many other things you might do with your day. and it confirmed to me that the rhino is definitely the most fearsome creature. we spent a day in toledo as well, which is this old town, that has an awesome structure. kinda like a cross between jerusalem and ministireth. put em together, throw a cathedral at the top of the hill, and u have toledo. <a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/1600/P4091279.0.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/200/P4091279.0.jpg" border="0" /></a>they also make sweet samurai's swords there, was about to buy one but then i realised i had to eat for the next 3 days. on our last day, tom and i went to the bernabeu. it was sweet as, and although the tickets had been sold out for the weekend match, we still got to see inside. rad.<br /><br />arrived back at brighton at 2:30am. sleep was sensational.<br /><br /><div align="center"><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/1600/P4071159.jpg"></a><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/1600/P4111314.0.jpg"></a><strong></strong></div><div align="center"><strong></strong></div><div align="center"><strong></strong></div><div align="center"><strong></strong></div><div align="center"><strong></strong></div><div align="center"><strong></strong></div><div align="center"><strong></strong></div><div align="center"><strong></strong> </div><div align="center"><strong></strong> </div><div align="center"><strong>---Spanish Snaps---</strong></div><p align="center"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" height="226" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/320/P4061094.jpg" width="320" border="0" /></p><p align="center"><strong>Don't tell me he's not farting.</strong></p><p align="center"><strong><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/320/P4081209.0.jpg" border="0" /></strong></p><p align="center"></p><p align="center"><strong></strong></p><p align="center"><strong></strong></p><p align="center"><strong></strong></p><p align="center"><strong></strong></p><p align="center"><strong></strong></p><p align="center"><strong>Check the 'Mo'</strong></p><p align="center"><strong><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/320/P4040904.jpg" border="0" /></strong></p><p align="center"><strong>'Bing Lee' Pose</strong></p><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/320/P4081193.jpg" border="0" /> <p align="center"><strong>Crystal Palace</strong></p><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/320/P4051039.jpg" border="0" /> <p align="center"><strong>Definitely the Harry Potter Portkey</strong></p><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/320/P4050986.jpg" border="0" /> <p align="center"><strong>Centre of Madrid - 'Puerta del Sol'</strong></p>Youngoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13100182455342640535noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26117279.post-1145179508873852342006-04-16T18:12:00.000+10:002006-04-20T22:06:54.256+10:00The Start and The Socceroos...I hope this is the beginning of a long and fruitful relationship. Its a bit of a weird concept, but it seems like lots of people are enjoying, so wat the heck. Makes it a bit easier to relay what is going on over here in england...for starters they are terrible sportsman. Their skill levels are equal to that of Didier Drogba (most rubbish player in history) and they cannot comprehend that winning the Ashes 19 times in a row is a bit harder than claiming it once.<br /><br />I guess ill start my first post on the upcoming World Cup...unfortunately, i didnt manage to get any tickets, but i will be watching the games...at a reasonable time, unlike MP who will not sleep for the whole month. wish i could be there mate. its great to see the aussies coming into a rich vein of form of late, for example:<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/1600/images19443_mark_viduka_tapluyen.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 157px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 206px" height="155" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/320/images19443_mark_viduka_tapluyen.jpg" width="103" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><strong>Viduka:</strong><br />In March - <em>4 goals in 4 games</em>, played a brilliant match in the FA Cup this week.<br />He's back into it, and he's larger, stronger, possibly fatter, but he's the Viduka who can take on 6 men with his back turned. As long as he doesnt have another 'VIDUKA' moment (heading it 14 metres over from right in front against Uruguay 2001), he could be in for a good campaign.<br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/1600/Kewell.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 244px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 171px" height="218" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/320/Kewell.jpg" width="300" border="0" /></a><strong>Kewell:</strong><br />In the last month - <em>1 goal, 1 assist</em>.<br />Liverpool have been in fine form of late, having won their last 5. Harry Kewell has been an essential part of their midfield in each of these games and has shown some of the class that we used to know.<br /><br /><strong><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/1600/wbSOCCERscore_wideweb__430x351.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 169px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 149px" height="155" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/320/wbSOCCERscore_wideweb__430x351.jpg" width="178" border="0" /></a>Bresciano:</strong><br />Recently: <em>6 goals in his last 8 games</em> in Serie A.<br />Could be the key i reckon. He's started the last 15 games and played the full length of most of them. He has also scored a goal in each of our last two international friendlies. <a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/1600/neill.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 216px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 142px" height="113" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/320/neill.jpg" width="215" border="0" /></a><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>Neill:</strong><br /><em>5 goals conceded in 5 games</em>.<br />Not too bad, considering its Blackburn. And the fact is that they are undefeated. He has been playing full matches, so he is definitely fit and ready to break more legs.<br /><br /><strong><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/1600/schwarzsave_g.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 290px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 228px" height="227" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/320/schwarzsave_g.jpg" width="310" border="0" /></a>Schwarzer:</strong><br />In the last month: <em>Had a total barry</em>. But who cares? after 'that' penalty save against uruguay we will forgive him for anything in true australian fashion..just like we have all forgotten that warney took drugs.<br /><br /><strong>Robby Slater:</strong><br />After recent form with the<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/1600/robby%20slater.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 162px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 90px" height="113" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/320/robby%20slater.jpg" width="207" border="0" /></a> microphone, Slater has definitely caused chatter on the selection commitee and may be set for a recall to the national team. What a legend.<br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>Ricky Ponting:</strong><br />I believe this man can do pretty much <strong>anything</strong>. Put him in that gold jersey and he's sure to net a few. Plus he's good mates with a couple of heroes - Big Merv, Big Bad Boony and Warney.<br /><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5973/2733/320/ricky-ponting-6267.jpg" border="0" /><br />With these men behind our team, Im starting to fancy our chances...Youngoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13100182455342640535noreply@blogger.com3